1. The first question whose answer is B is question
(A) 1
(B) 2
(C) 3
(D) 4
(E) 5
2. The only two consecutive questions with identical answers are questions
(A) 6 and 7
(B) 7 and 8
(C) 8 and 9
(D) 9 and 10
(E) 10 and 11
3. The number of questions with the answer E is
(A) 0
(B) 1
(C) 2
(D) 3
(E) 4
18. The number of questions with answer A equals the number of
questions with answer
(A) B
(B) C
(C) D
(D) E
(E) none of the above
19. The answer to this question is:
(A) A
(B) B
(C) C
(D) D
(E) E
20. Standardized test is to intelligence as barometer is to
(A) temperature (only)
(B) wind-velocity (only)
(C) latitude (only)
(D) longitude (only)
(E) temperature, wind-velocity, latitude, and longitude
Finally, here you are. At the delcot of tondam, where doshes deave.
But the doshery lutt is crenned with glauds.
Glauds! How rorm it would be to pell back to the bewl and distunk them,
distunk the whole delcot, let the drokes discren them.
But you are the gostak. The gostak distims the doshes.
And no glaud will vorl them from you.
The Gostak
An Interofgan Halpock
Copyright 2001 by Carl Muckenhoupt
(For a jallon, louk JALLON.)
Release 2 / Serial number 020305 / Inform v6.21 Library 6/10
Delcot
This is the delcot of tondam, where gitches frike and duscats glake.
Across from a tophthed curple, a gomway deaves to kiloff and kirf,
gombing a samilen to its hoff.
Crenned in the loff lutt are five glauds.
>
> jallon
This is a halpock. As in all halpocks, you doatch at it about
what to do in a camling by louking murr English dedges, and the
halpock louks back. Durly, you could rask a chuld (if you rebbed
one) by louking:
>RASK THE CHULD
Rasked.
You could then tunk the chuld, or pob it at a tendo, or whatever:
>DURCH CHULD
Nothing heamy results.
monsuta waso pi pan linja
"bird-like monster of line-like bread"
flying spaghetti monster